Floral Tumblr Themes

Kata, 25, care assistant. Bad English and shit. Reblog ALL the things!

teslaarmor:

me: joins tumblr for fun

me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

sasheenka:

control your mouth, sir

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

aplacetolovedogs:

Samoyed puppy cuteness!!!
Visit our poster store Rover99.com

aplacetolovedogs:

Samoyed puppy cuteness!!!

Visit our poster store Rover99.com

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts
The oxygen in our lungs, the iron in our blood and the carbon in our body were all made by an exploding star billions of years ago.

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

The oxygen in our lungs, the iron in our blood and the carbon in our body were all made by an exploding star billions of years ago.

libellule-bleu:

Disney movies’ historical timeline

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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blanksexual:

This applies to so many people i have encountered

blanksexual:

This applies to so many people i have encountered